[Aubrey] Plaza says her dream is to do a real ­middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, ­specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and ­Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” (x)

oh tooji.

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 people are adorbz.

sonnetstockmar:

I’m dying

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teapayne:

this is my new senior quote

tealbluestatic:

In which John H. Watson takes issue with Irene’s existence in general.

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it’s time for another challenging round of “has adalya been playing in a concert or is she a recent widow who’s husband died on the railroad tracks and who’s trying to raise a family on her own?”

you may never know.

nitwitblubberoddmentandtweak:

reasons I should stop giving Lex my USB

cricks: Super Impala (by LEkROm)

mission successful

question: Do I have time to go and get m&ms before mum gets home and the shops close?

answer: I better.　

thefallforlee:

Lee Pace in Pushing Daisies

sofuckingchuffed:

From Karen’s twitter [x]